The Great One Signs My Name?

Ahh Yes... Dreams are a good thing. I just read that Wayne Gretzky is doing a private signing... He'll even personalize your autographed item for 25 bones more. I tell you my friend, the thought of a 16 x 20 of the Great One wearing the old Oilers sweater with a "To Ann & Dan... Wayne Gretzky" has all of the appeal of the Bahamas in a during February in Wisconsin... but man, that's a lot of coin. We did the math and it would cost over $500... that's including a nice frame. You can't just have something like that propped up behind a bookshelf. No, we don't have that kind of bread laying around either. But it sure is nice to dream about it. Hey, while I'm at it, I'll dream about Wayne Gretzky paying me $325 for my autograph. I think I have answered my own questions about whether or not to do this. Really, is anybody's signature worth that kind of dough? Really there isn't. I just came up with a ridiculous idea. Don't worry, if I am dumb enough to make it a reality, you'll know.