Allergies or Virus? Hamburgers or Italian Beef?

Maybe it's allergies that I have and not a cold. I took some benadryl not 40 minutes ago and no change in my condition. I think I was better off before. Just so you know, I have been breathing through my mouth for about 48 hours... I know my breath must be lovely, you know that type of bad breath, sickie bad breath... YUCKY and GROSS!

Now for something really important... shall we have Hamburgers or Italian Beef? What's gonna get the most mucus and pflegm out of my nose and throat? I guess that either one could. You should also know that I have just about been eating Frank's Red Hot Sauce with a spoon since Friday. I can barely even taste it, but I can feel its medicinal power seeping through my soft palate up to my sinuses.

Out darned snot!

Thank you my friend.