Cyber Marketing has No Place on My Blog

Yeah... advance myself... call some 800 number to further myself... Well let me tell you something, earn a bachelor of anything with a telephone call... with out any tests, no books, no exams? Give it a big Bill Cosby "RRRIIIGGGHHHT..." An MBA without any work? Criminey! If only I had known how easy it would be... I wouldn't be $20,000 in the red on school loans... who are these people? They must be using some phone number or something to get to people. Please let it be known that "thank you my friend" supports academic endeavors that require term papers, independent study, entrance exams, academic probation and all of the other rights, duties, privileges and responsibilities associated with said academic endeavors.