A Van

Lately I have been wanting to buy a van. Not a mini-van. Not a cargo van. But a van like Uncle Rico, like the Bad News Bears, like a totally wild van. A van that I can install shag carpeting in, that we can get curtains for. I want a van with a bubble window! This is an odd life crisis to have. Some people want children, some people want to be elevate to the top of the business elite. Not me, no dude. I want a van. Anyone know someone who is selling a VAN?