The World's Worst (Non) Blogging Person

So, it's been since April 22nd since I let any stupid stuff come out of my head and into "cyber space." What a loser. It's easy to blog and here I haven't even done anything since the Sawzall incident. So what's happened in between now and then? Well I guess there has been plenty, but nothing worth taking up a bunch of 0s and 1s for. We continue to struggle with our yard. Talk about feeling like an old person and the kind of dork I never thought I would be. My lawn and yard consume a lot of my thoughts. I also cringed as I told someone today that I was at the first Lalapalooza show... what a dork I am. Especially since the person was likely 14 years younger than me. Why not just announce that I am just months away from 35 and clinging to no sense of reality by wishing that I was 10 years younger. So whatever. I need to lose about 25 pounds and I will feel pretty good. I even had rice cakes and a turkey sandwich tonight. I guess that I would rather take in nasty calories on beer and chocolate rather than fries and stuff. That's a lie. I'd rather not. I also started a bit of a walking deal. Even dorkier. Only old people have to do things like that.